Presents

For Mother's Day, I got 75 cents and a pot of dirt.

The money came with a card that said, "Happy Mother's Day. Please take 75 cents as gift", with an arrow pointing down to where the money was. The pot of dirt may have contained a plant at some point, but by the time I got it, there was no sign of life anywhere.

I also got some other things. A self portrait by Audrey, lots of chocolate and some gardening stuff and flowers.

I think the money and the dirt makes the best story though.