Weekend Plans and Stuff

On very cold, very gray, snowless days in January, it can be so easy to write a seriously so boring blog post. I could spice things up by going all political on here. But that's not what this blog is. It's supposed to be our family blog, but sometimes our family comings and going just don' t make you say wow.

I could talk about going to Jeff Dunham's show on Wednesday night with my boss and being thoroughly entertained by a jalapeno pepper on a stick named Jose. Now that was some serious WOW. That stuff is just way more funny in person though. I could talk about me, pharmacy technician extraordinaire, overdosing on a medication ON MY WAY to teach my pharm tech classes. I spent the next four hours standing in front of a class of 25 people, talking about unprofessional conduct and trying to hide the fact that I was feeling slightly loopy. But I might get in trouble if the wrong people find out. The wrong person was actually sitting in the class that night, but I think I fooled him. Again, wow, in a completely moronic, what was I thinking kind of way.

Or I could mention that our family has actual weekend plans this weekend. Not just catching up on laundry and grabbing a red box at the last minute, but real live, advance plans. Wow. The boys are going camping in a cabin and sledding. And we will be drugging Duncan with some anti-anxieties, to see if we can get him to ride down the hill a few times. If not, I am sure there will be plenty of video games and junk food to keep him happy. The girls are going to Hairspray. Its a stage production in Midvale, and it better be good. We know all the songs by heart, so it should be some fun times.

And I probably should mention that tomorrow marks another anniversary for Dan and me. Double wow. I don't want to put down in writing how many years we have been married, because there's been some kind of mix up. I am NOT old enough to have been married as long as what the calendar says I have been married for. It's some kind of glitch in the whole space time continuum thing, I think. So, if you think you know how many years we have been married, fine. Go right ahead and think it. But I'm telling you, it's not right. There has been a snafu somewhere, and I will be sure and let everyone know when I get it straightened out.