Had you been in the bathroom stall next to us at the park today, you would have heard the following one-sided conversation, one-sided because Olivia was enjoying the way her raised voice echoed off the cinderblock walls and the cement floor, while I was trying to maintain some level of decorum, and answering her as quietly as I could.
"Oh I have to poop."
"Oh I REALLY have to poop."
"Should I take my underwear off?"
"Oh MAN! I have to POOP!"
"Mom, why do boys stand up when they pee?"
"Because they have that thing hanging on them?"
"What is that hanging thing called?"
"Peanuts?"
"Oh, a penis? Because pee comes out there?"
"Duncan has one of those."
"Because I had to go potty, but when I opened the door, Duncan was standing up and peeing."
"ALL BOYS HAVE THEM?? Even Alisa's friend Will??"
"But girls don't. We just have these."
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