Points of View

At Olivia's preschool, they had the kids fill out a questionnaire about their moms. Here are Olivia's answers:

My mother's favorite color is: pink

My mother's favorite food is: carrots

My mother is happiest when: it's Saturday

While I'm at school, my mother: plays around

My mother is: 7 years old

My mother weighs: 2 lbs

My mother's favorite thing to do is: play hide and seek

I love my mother because: she cooks fish

Obviously, Olivia has a few things to learn.

Now, here are MY answers about MY mother:


My mother's favorite food is: anything she doesn't have to cook.

My mother is happiest when: all her kids and grandkids are together at her house

While I'm at school, my mother: chases my kids for me

My mother is: old enough to know better

My mother weighs: less than she did 10 years ago

My mother's favorite thing to do is: worry

I love my mother because: she puts everyone ahead of herself, all the time. And she cooks fish.