Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Perspectives

Duncan's side of the story:

"My history teacher threatened to staple my mouth shut today. I was just touching his poster, and it accidently ripped off the wall. I didn't know that was going to happen. Then he got mad at me and started chasing me all over the school with his stapler."

I have to believe there's another side to this story. But I haven't gotten the teacher's version yet. This is the same teacher involved in the prostitution article from a few posts ago. (Wait. That sentence makes it sound like the teacher was involved in prostitution. NOT what happened.) I kind of don't want to talk to him.

Livvi's version of events:

"My little sister cut my hair."

I didn't take any pictures of her this time. This is getting to be old news around here. Suffice it to say she has bangs now. Very short bangs. Ergh.

Alisa's current life theory:

"Oh well. This semester doesn't count for anything anyway."

What does count is that senior prom is DAYS away and she doesn't have a dress. She is out of time to order one online and there is nothing in the three dress places in Logan that she likes.
Apparently we can't think straight about scholarships, financial aid or next year's housing arrangements until she finds a dress.

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