Bailout

Driving home from Salt Lake late tonight, Audrey inquired about my retirement account. She wanted to know if I had worked it all out, and if I thought I was saving enough to take care of myself in my old age. I told her that I was indeed working on it, but that recent times have been pretty rough on everybody's retirement accounts.

Will, who was riding shotgun, piped up at this point and told me not to worry. He is going to be rich when he grows up, and plans on paying for anything I might need when I am an old lady. But, he also stipulated very clearly that I can't out and out live with him. He has boundaries after all, and a life.

Audrey says I can live with her though. So I am set. Will will pay my bills, and Audrey will put me up. No more worries for me. I KNEW having kids would pay off one day.