No lies here. I actually did all of these things today for the first time, and more than likely will never do most of them again.
1. Burned a Q-tip on the stove top
2. Gave a three-year-old a suppository
3. Tore a metal part off of the bottom of my car with my bare hands
4. Seriously weighed the option of home schooling
5. Pulled a rubber duck out of the compost pile and gave it a bath in the kitchen sink
6. Searched for a rabbit in the dark
7. Used cayenne pepper extract on my child
8. Saw a former neighbor interviewed on the Glenn Beck show.
9. Ate something out of the garbage
10. Balanced my checkbook
Okay, so the last one was a lie. I didn't balance my check book today. But it's only 11:54 pm. It could still happen.
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