Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Audrey's Request


Late last night, I found on my pillow a note, addressed to me and written in perfect fourth-grade penmanship. This is what it said:


Dear Mom,


I would love a pet bird (finch or parakeet) for Christmas. They are wonderful pets.


I want one or more. And I would change their water and food every day. They are beautiful pets and have a personality of their own.


They also can be educational.


Love,


Audrey


This is stealth. A surprise attack. My ammo supplies are low. I am in need of back up.

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