That Girl

I hope this doesn't come across as broadcasting my righteousness or anything, but it is too funny not to post.

I was sitting in church today, with Audrey beside me, and I was writing out the tithing check. She happened to glance down, and when she saw what I was doing her eyes popped and she asked, "Is THAT how much you are paying in tithing?" (It wasn't that much, I promise!)

I just nodded and said, "Yep, that's how much we owe."

Audrey looked up at me in great awe, and said, "Wow, you are HOLY!"

Ha, I wish that is all it took.

Yesterday she cracked us up too. We were all riding in the car, it was very, unusually, quiet, and suddenly Audrey pipes up and asks,"Mom, did the mom in Christmas story really use up all the glue on purpose?"

That one is probably only funny if you have watched that movie at least 49 million times, like we have.